Furniture Porn Rocks!

Here are actual emailed comments received by us at Furniture Porn. Thanks for taking the time to send us an email! In the interest of fairness, we have also put up our Furniture Porn Sucks page, which we would like to note, is much shorter.


Very funny i have laught during 5 mn whith my friends

The splinters! The varnish burns! The sensation of soaking-wet naughahyde {violent shudder}. "Love you have to mop up with Fornby's Orignal Formula Polish and an old tee-shirt."

hilarious and ridiculous...

LMAO YOUR SITE IS SO FUNNY.

This is some of the funniest stuff I have seen lately - thanks for the laughs. You guys rock like Winger (yes Winger)

unnngh sweedish paperclip chair uuunnngh

too f*ckin' funny!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

there's something wrong with you!! 'Course, guess there's something wrong with me too as I laughed my ass off!

I love it keep it up!

Your site is GREAT! A friend on the mini net told me about it and I thought he was FOS, till I looked you up. Ill tell all my friends to stop in when they need a good laugh.

This is toooooooooo funny!!!!!! Great job!!

this site is hilarious, i was told about it by a friend but i doubted it was here. i think it should be given some kind of award or something. keep up the good work

WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I laughed so hard I wet my pants

Will never see my sofa in the same way ever again

this is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen in my life. Absolutely classic. thanks

I've got to say, WOW! I have never seen so much brushed velour in one place. Thanks, you've made my day.

I don't know how you guys came up with the idea for this site but it is hilarious. I don't know which is more sick, the fact that you thought of it or the fact that people actually go to it. Hilarious!

YOU ARE NOTHING LESS THAN BRILLIANT!!!!! I want more

Absolutely fuckin classic..............

Thanks for a great morning belly laugh. It's a great site.

It's pornographers like you that make our nation the hellhole of sleaze and prostitution that it is. You ring in the decline of civilization as we know it. Keep up the good work!!! I don't think any web site has ever made me laugh this hard!

Very nicely done. Near god-like sense of the absurd. Thanks.

Okay. Truly Amazing! This is a perfect replica and the content was intriguing enough to make me pause and give kudos! Nice work you creative bastard.

This is the best site I could have ever stumbled upon while shopping the net for unfinished furniture. What a great parody and clever use of furniture lingo!! Cute, cute, cute! Clever and witty, delightful and really funny. Who created this stuff? Where are you? A+ for creativity and wit from a school teacher.

That is the best!!!!! I'll never sit in my chair the same way again!!

YOU GUYS SHOULD BE LOCKED UP ..... and studied and worshipped as the visonaries that you are.

That was great ! I'm still laughing.

I just wanted to let you guys know that the furniture porn website has to be the damn funniest website I've ever seen. I've told all my friends about it and to check it out. They then laughed at me and called me a big nerd for raving about websites. Thanks alot.

Love your spanky site.

thank you for cracking me up :-)

Good work! I haven't laughed so hard in way too long!

Dude, this is the funniest thing since adam sandler. I congradulate you.

You are CRAZY... I laughed my butt off!!!

That's the damn funniest thing I've seen in my entire life!

Your furniture porn site borders on genius - I'm still not quite sure if it's evil genius, or some kind of benevolent mad genius. Only time and perhaps the lives of millions of innocents will tell...

Guys, Great looking site. Got to your home page from the Furniture Porn site. TOO FUNNY! I work in the furniture retail industry, and now many within the company have the link...

Your site is fantastic and original.

You, my friend, are a very funny man. great site! great furniture.

You have to have come up with the funniest site I've seen in a very long time! My friend called me up laughing his ass off and told me about your site, you definately get props for originality, keep it up man, it's good to see that there's still some original thinkers out there with a good sense of humor

this is so damn funny!!! you guys are awesome!!! keep up the good work! LOL!!!

I've not laughed so much in a long time.

This is about the funniest thing I've EVER seen on the net. Way to go. You made our day.

I just wanted to say that your site is the funniest thing I've seen in a thousand years. A friend sent me the link and I was in a bad mood and by the time I got to your banner ads for Wild Wicker and stuff, I was all giggly and happy... Thanks. Keep up the good work.

you guys are the funnest people ever! i love you site, i send links of it to all my friends. best of luck in your careers

i haven't laughed like this for weeks. incredibly weird and creative. LOL thanks, i needed that. ;) it must be fun at your house......hahhahahhaaaaaaa

the site rules.

Furniture Porn is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks so much for the much needed laugh

that has got to be THE FUNNIEST site I've ever seen... thanks for the wicked laughs

your site has to be one of the funniest sites I have ever seen on the the net keep up the good work!!!!

I think your website is one of the funniest things I have ever come accross. :) I dont know how you came up with the idea, but it is great. You deserve a medal!

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan....I've been online since end 80's and I must say that your site is one of the most fun things I've seen so far on the web.... Thanks for making my friday afternoon easier...=0)

webmaster-this is the funniest thing i've EVER seen.

I laughed till I cried.

Love the concept, love the site....

What a killer idea, I have to hand it to you. This site is unique and ingenius. Thank you for making my day when all I wanted to do was find a computer chair less than $1,000,000,000.00.

I just wanted to say what a hoot "furniture porn" is.

GREAT IDEA...I laughed so hard... I wish i would have thought of that...

All of you involved in the Furniture Porn website are fantastic, magnificent bastards.

funny as hell. nice.

Very strange, Very nice.

This is also the first time I have ever felt the inclination to leave a message, giving accolades to the author of a web page, it is not something I do lightly, in other words... my extreme compliments, it's great! It's been a Long time since I had a uncontrollable belly laugh.... whoever the "sick puppy" is with the sense of humour, keep it up.

HYSTERICAL... THIS URL IS GETTING SENT TO MY FRIENDS IN SPAIN IMMEDIATELY.. THANKS!

THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!

You are truly a genius

you are my new idol

this site is hysterical

Totally Original!

ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!! I loved it!!!!!!!!!!!

Top site people, keep up the good work!

Dude your webpage is awesome...

I loved the site and just wanted to let you know that you've got one of the funniest sites on the net!

This is an awesome website!! It's so freakin funnee!

I have never laffed so friggin hard in all my days on the net :)

the site rocks SO much butt!

What a concept, totally hilarious. I have sent this site to more people than anything. It is very clever.

My ribs hurt from laughing.... This is the funniest site I have ever seen. It's has sent our workplace into tears!!!!

the furnporn site is a blast..very creative & I laughed myself silly

This stuff is the funniest s@#t I've ever seen. You're all brilliant!!

The other day, I was looking through an Ikea catalog and I saw this unassuming picture of patio furniture. The picture was demonstrating how the chairs could be stacked away for easy storage, but when I first saw it, all I could think was, "Wow, that chair is really giving it to that other chair!" My mind never used to do that.