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It's time to start squeezing the udders of this website, and make 'em moo up some cashola! Click here already for Furniture Porn T-Shirts and Mouse Pads! Show the love! |
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Welcome to the site on the Web for hardcore furniture action! If you're ready to see some hot, horny home furnishings get their freak on then you're in the right place!! You won't believe what our furniture will do! It'll make you pop your springs and throw your pillows!! Below is just a taste of what you'll get as a member. 100's more pics inside!!! JOIN NOW!!!! |
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Move over still photography, because we got a notion for motion! A fine feller named PES has made a real-life furniture porn movie! Click here already! |
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A Hot Spread! Check out CHAIRLIE'S ANGELS!!!!! From the set of the hit movie!! |
| FREE HOT SAMPLES!!!! | |
| HOT ALL CHAIR ACTION | |
 ALL AMATEUR SEATING!!! Lance, a virile overstuffed armchair. Debbi, a horny pink baroque beauty. When the owner's away, wow, do they play!!! 
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THE BONDAGE SEAT! Feeling ... kinky? This raven recliner likes it all wrapped up! Grab your cushions and check this out!!!
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THE OFFICE PARTY Check out what happens when Mr. Overstuffed decides to give a "full interview" to a hot colonial number named Tawny!
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HOT OUTDOOR ACTION Check out these HOT lounge chairs do anything but lounge! Better get that garden hose!
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| Check out our new AWARDS PAGE! |
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Visit our LETTERS SECTION!
Actual letters from actual people! |
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Quickly glossed over in the July 2001 issue of Official U.S. Playstation Magazine!! (page 52) | Featured in Maxim's Summer 2001 Guide to the Web!! |
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Briefly mentioned in the November 15, 1999 issue of U.S. News & World Report!! (page 114) | |
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As seen in the March 1999 issue of CMJ New Music Monthly!! (page 61) |
And as seen in the July/August 1999 issue of MAXIM magazine!! (page 59) |
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A Furniture Porn JOKE (sent in by a fan):
Q: Who's the Irish homosexual who comes out of the closet in the Spring and goes back into the closet in the Fall? A: Patty O'Furniture |
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